badform: (I was a magnanimous fellow...)
Capt. Jas. Hook ([personal profile] badform) wrote2010-03-01 06:15 pm

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[Hook's first night aboard the ship wasn't very eventful, to be honest. The second night was much the same. And now we find our handless friend with a conundrum. He removed his harness to bathe and now he'll need to get back into it.]

Well, isn't this quite the problem.

[Momentarily, he's forgotten Smee isn't here.]

MR. SMEE!

...

Forgive my shouting. Would anyone here care to lend a hand?
missmimmi: (Say what now?)

[personal profile] missmimmi 2010-03-01 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, with what?

[identity profile] floreatetona.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
With the harness for my hook, a simple matter.
missmimmi: (Oh my...)

[personal profile] missmimmi 2010-03-01 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[What]

Well then.

[identity profile] floreatetona.livejournal.com 2010-03-02 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Is this offer for you assistance?

[Otherwise you're wasting his time.]
missmimmi: (/Facepalm)

[personal profile] missmimmi 2010-03-02 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay this isn't what she had in mind. She doesn't want to be anywhere near a guy with a hook okay]

Um.

[Pause. Something shatters in the background]

Oh dear... Oh, I am sorry. There seems to have been an... incident. Some other time. I do hope you get your... hook taken care of.

[Oh god okay CLICK]