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Feb. 27th, 2010 08:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
badform[The comm clicks on and for several beats, there's a rhythmic tap, tap, tapping. Then a distinguished voice talks over the noise.]
There must be divine forces at work, to have saved me from the jaws of that beast. Though now, I wonder if the very same divine forces that plucked me from the crocodile's stomach, were the ones stupid enough to place me on the wrong ship!
[Another pause, the tapping continues.]
As delighted as I am to be alive, I would be even more so if I were returned to my proper ship. And where the devil is my HOOK!?
[The comm is silenced abruptly, as the tapping has taken a rather violent turn and though the hook has done the comm no harm, its owner has managed to kill the transmission.]
There must be divine forces at work, to have saved me from the jaws of that beast. Though now, I wonder if the very same divine forces that plucked me from the crocodile's stomach, were the ones stupid enough to place me on the wrong ship!
[Another pause, the tapping continues.]
As delighted as I am to be alive, I would be even more so if I were returned to my proper ship. And where the devil is my HOOK!?
[The comm is silenced abruptly, as the tapping has taken a rather violent turn and though the hook has done the comm no harm, its owner has managed to kill the transmission.]
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Date: 2010-02-27 05:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-27 08:27 pm (UTC)Aye. It would seem it's been taken from me and replaced with this delightful...material. The thing is too flimsy to do anything properly.
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Date: 2010-02-27 08:32 pm (UTC)Weapons aren't allowed on this boat, apparently. Unless you're crew.
[Or work in the kitchens, but he's SO NOT MENTIONING THAT]
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Date: 2010-02-27 08:33 pm (UTC)Do tell, what ship are we on?
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Date: 2010-02-27 08:34 pm (UTC)We're on the M.S. Elegante, headin' to the Golden Shore.
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Date: 2010-02-27 08:42 pm (UTC)There's no such place. Not in Neverland at least.
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Date: 2010-02-27 08:45 pm (UTC)Welp, there wasn't a Golden Shore where I'm from, either. Prolly safe ta say we ain't in our homeworlds anymore.
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Date: 2010-02-27 08:48 pm (UTC)[Damn, no Pan.]
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Date: 2010-02-27 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-27 09:02 pm (UTC)SMEE!
[Another pause.]
My crew is not here?
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Date: 2010-02-27 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-27 09:09 pm (UTC)I see. Your name?
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Date: 2010-02-27 09:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-27 09:13 pm (UTC)Zeke, then. Captain James Hook. What's prepared at this 'Sergei's'?
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Date: 2010-02-27 09:24 pm (UTC)[Except ponk, whatever the fuck that is]
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Date: 2010-02-27 09:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-27 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-27 07:34 pm (UTC)And we'd all appreciate it if you kept the pissin' and moanin' off the comm system.
[Seriously, you are most def a Whiner.]
Take two minus the fail
Date: 2010-02-27 08:32 pm (UTC)You'll forgive me for lamenting the loss of an appendage.
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Date: 2010-02-27 08:39 pm (UTC)The infirmary's on deck 2. The robot in there could probably fix ya up with prosthetic.
/snugs
Date: 2010-02-27 08:46 pm (UTC)So listening to others speak on this device is involuntary?
Re: /snugs
Date: 2010-02-27 08:53 pm (UTC)[What.]
No, but they're a good source of information. Not having to pick through bullshit to get to that information would be appreciated.
[He's debating whether or not he wants to tell you about the squirting thing.
...Nah, could be funnier to see it happen.]
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Date: 2010-02-27 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-27 09:14 pm (UTC)Considerin' no one's begged for the whereabouts of a man with a hook fer...what, a hand? I'm gonna wager a guess this is you, starting fresh. We don't know you, your world, your business. And the more you bitch, and moan, the less we're gonna care about learnin' to like you the long run.
Jus' cutting to the chase now.
[This is Torn's idea of making friends. Dear Christ.]
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Date: 2010-02-27 09:25 pm (UTC)Direct approach. I like that. Your name?
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Date: 2010-02-27 09:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-27 09:33 pm (UTC)Captain James Hook.
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Date: 2010-02-27 09:36 pm (UTC)Yer title doesn't mean much here.
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Date: 2010-02-27 09:40 pm (UTC)[Which also means he'll have to get in and out of that dang harness alone. A sigh.]
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Date: 2010-02-27 09:46 pm (UTC)Enjoy your stay, Jimmy.
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Date: 2010-02-27 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-27 09:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-27 11:26 pm (UTC)Tell me, Torn, what do you know of this Golden Shore. I've not heard of the place.
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Date: 2010-02-27 11:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-27 11:36 pm (UTC)[He's about to call for Smee. But oh yeah, Smee's not here.]
Permit me but one more question and I will leave you be. Who is the captain of this vessel?
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Date: 2010-02-27 11:43 pm (UTC)[That 'James' thing is kinda a fun coincidence, too.
Torn's decided against warning of his lunacy or his god-like powers. After all, he just asked his name.]
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Date: 2010-02-27 11:52 pm (UTC)You have my thanks. Good day to you, Torn.
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Date: 2010-02-28 06:11 am (UTC)Hook? As in, the one that's supposed to be on your hand?
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Date: 2010-02-28 08:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-28 04:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-28 09:04 pm (UTC)